i've started my tuitioning!! after like 2 lessons, im.. shagged. hahah..my two boys (pri 2 and pri 3) are quite cute, but sometimes they realli tend to drive me up the wall..i dunno wats inside their heads, but their brains can switch 10 topics before i even finish 2 sentences.

eg. Me Vs Keith ( the pri 2 boy)

Me: So, lets look at these problem sums, ok?
Keith: So easy, no need to do one
Me: But its your homework correct? u're supposed to hand in tmr!
Keith: ok. *sits down n holds pencil*
Me: ok, so Laila has 300 mangoes, and ---
Keith: wait i show you my pokemon book 2! got ho-ho one!
Me: ????
Keith: there, you can find Mew 2 inside here anot?
Me: oh i know, there mew 2 is ---
Keith: hah i show u magic u nv see before one! *runs out to get some weird calculator*
Me: Oi come back and do your problem sum!
Keith: i hate writing statements!! and i wan to learn spelling now, tmr got test!
Me: har?? u never say earlier.. how many to learn?
Keith: teacher say must learn 30
Me: *faints*.. ok.. firefighter, fire, F-I-R-E
Keith: teacher, why the Amca [America] go n bomb japan?
Me: orh, because last time, during world war 2..
keith: my house behind got ppl play soccer! the iskanda u know? he very powerful one! me and my kor kor also join the RC play soccer, im number 4, then like the tony jaa the kungfu very good, he go and save the elephants blah blah blah blah
me: erm, SO, Laila got 300 mangoes, and then John got 128 mangoes less....
keith: aye teacher why u wear skirt today? like my jie jie she always go buy alot of clothes then she confiscate my things
me: har, orh ok.. anyway, wait first we do homework first then talk later ok? so, Laila has 300 mangoes--
keith: teacher why u so long still haven finish one qn??? n my spelling and zao ju havent teach leh i want to sleep already..
me: T_T

the pri 3 boy is oso abt the same, except the conversation is in chinese, and he's a little little bit better in terms of 学习态度 hah. but he's kinda obsessed wif results.. like keep asking why i give him 16/20 for oral and not full marks (nobody ever gets full marks for oral anyway!) and changing his answers when i say its wrong... overall i tink they're quite cute la, can bond wif them , i tink after 3 mths i surely will 舍不得 them haha..
in the meantime, i have to keep resisting the urge to bang wall whenever i attempt to teach them something.. and try to survive on my miserable income =X